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Half Man Half Biscuit Tickets
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Concerts in United Kingdom
- 19/09/2025Friday 19:00GlasgowO2 Academy GlasgowHalf Man Half Biscuit
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- 07/11/2025Friday 19:00WolverhamptonKK's Steel MillHalf Man Half Biscuit, Shanghai TreasonOn partner site
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- 30/01/2026Friday 19:00ManchesterO2 Ritz ManchesterHalf Man Half Biscuit
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About
A truly genuine band, blessed with a magical capacity to make the most jaded of listeners fall back in love with music again. Witty and dry, sardonic yet never cynical, melodically infectious yet edgy sing along songs, these four lads who shook the Wirral are perhaps still to some extent an undiscovered national treasure.
Back in 1985, Half Man Half Biscuit sat comfortably at the top of the indie album chart. This may not seem so much of an achievement, unless you take a look back at the other contenders in the chart at that time. Acts such as Depeche Mode, New Order and The Cult were all on the scene. And you could guarantee that none of them managed to hit the number one spot with an album that had been recorded in just a couple of days and for around £30. That album was Back In The DHSS, it became an instant success after it was championed by the late John Peel, for whom they did a total of 12 sessions over the years. As soon as he heard the white label test pressing, he was smitten. In his words, "It came at a time when music in general was starting to get a little bit po-faced". With tracks such as 'I Hate Nerys Hughes' and 'I Love You Because (You Look Like Jim Reeves)', HMHB could never be considered as po-faced. Even though this was their debut recording, it went on to sell over 200,000 copies. Since then, they have released a further 10 albums with Nigel Blackwell never taking the music business too seriously. According to Nigel, the reason he started writing songs, was due to the fact, that when he left school in Birkenhead, the only other option was to become a heroin addict. With lyrics such as, "She's the main man in the office in the city and she treats me like I'm just another lackey. But I can put a tennis racket up against my face and pretend that I am Kendo Nagasaki," nobody could dispute he chose the correct career path.
Their latest album CSI: Ambleside, sees more of Nigel's surreal observations on everyday life. A few shining examples are 'Bad Losers On Yahoo Chess' and 'Took Problem Chimp To Ideal Home Show'.
So grab your Joy Division Oven Gloves and don your Dukla Prague away kit, as The Biscuit are coming to town.... and on a Christmas Saturday night too!
Back in 1985, Half Man Half Biscuit sat comfortably at the top of the indie album chart. This may not seem so much of an achievement, unless you take a look back at the other contenders in the chart at that time. Acts such as Depeche Mode, New Order and The Cult were all on the scene. And you could guarantee that none of them managed to hit the number one spot with an album that had been recorded in just a couple of days and for around £30. That album was Back In The DHSS, it became an instant success after it was championed by the late John Peel, for whom they did a total of 12 sessions over the years. As soon as he heard the white label test pressing, he was smitten. In his words, "It came at a time when music in general was starting to get a little bit po-faced". With tracks such as 'I Hate Nerys Hughes' and 'I Love You Because (You Look Like Jim Reeves)', HMHB could never be considered as po-faced. Even though this was their debut recording, it went on to sell over 200,000 copies. Since then, they have released a further 10 albums with Nigel Blackwell never taking the music business too seriously. According to Nigel, the reason he started writing songs, was due to the fact, that when he left school in Birkenhead, the only other option was to become a heroin addict. With lyrics such as, "She's the main man in the office in the city and she treats me like I'm just another lackey. But I can put a tennis racket up against my face and pretend that I am Kendo Nagasaki," nobody could dispute he chose the correct career path.
Their latest album CSI: Ambleside, sees more of Nigel's surreal observations on everyday life. A few shining examples are 'Bad Losers On Yahoo Chess' and 'Took Problem Chimp To Ideal Home Show'.
So grab your Joy Division Oven Gloves and don your Dukla Prague away kit, as The Biscuit are coming to town.... and on a Christmas Saturday night too!
Setlists
- 1.She's in Broadstairs
- 2.Bob Wilson - Anchorman
- 3.Renfield's Afoot
- 4.The Light at the End of the Tunnel (Is the Light of an Oncoming Train)
- 5.Awkward Sean
- 6.1966 and All That
- 7.Fuckin' 'Ell It's Fred Titmus
- 8.Harsh Times in Umberstone Covert
- 9.All I Want for Christmas Is a Dukla Prague Away Kit
- 10.National Shite Day
- 11.27 Yards of Dental Floss
- 12.Terminus
- 13.Left Lyrics in the Practice Room
- 14.Persian Rug Sale At The URC
- 15.A Lilac Harry Quinn
- 16.Surging Out of Convalescence
- 17.Look Dad No Tunes
- 18.Deep House Victims Minibus Appeal
- 19.Oblong Of Dreams
- 20.Every Time a Bell Rings
- 21.Midnight Mass Murder
- 22.The Trumpton Riots
- 23.We Built This Village on a Trad. Arr. Tune
- 24.Horror Clowns Are Dickheads
- 25.Joy Division Oven Gloves
Encore
- 26.99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd
- 27.Freak Scene (Dinosaur Jr. cover)
- 28.Everything's A.O.R.
- 1.Bob Wilson - Anchorman
- 2.When the Evening Sun Goes Down
- 3.I'm Getting Buried In The Morning
- 4.The Light at the End of the Tunnel (Is the Light of an Oncoming Train)
- 5.Fuckin' 'Ell It's Fred Titmus
- 6.She's in Broadstairs
- 7.Trevor
- 8.Big Man Up Front
- 9.Running Order Squabble Fest
- 10.Terminus
- 11.Floreat Inertia
- 12.Surging Out of Convalescence
- 13.Sealclubbing
- 14.Bottleneck at Capel Curig
- 15.Slipping the Escort
- 16.Vatican Broadside
- 17.Oblong Of Dreams
- 18.We Built This Village on a Trad. Arr. Tune
- 19.Every Time a Bell Rings
- 20.All I Want for Christmas Is a Dukla Prague Away Kit
- 21.National Shite Day
- 22.The Trumpton Riots
- 23.Joy Division Oven Gloves
- 24.Everything's A.O.R.
- 25.I Saw Her Standing There (The Beatles cover)
- 26.Midnight Mass Murder
- 1.She's in Broadstairs
- 2.Fuckin' 'Ell It's Fred Titmus
- 3.I'm Getting Buried In The Morning
- 4.Renfield's Afoot
- 5.Big Man Up Front
- 6.The Light at the End of the Tunnel (Is the Light of an Oncoming Train)
- 7.Outbreak of Vitas Gerulaitis
- 8.Bob Wilson - Anchorman
- 9.Terminus
- 10.Joy in Leeuwarden (We Are Ready)
- 11.A Lilac Harry Quinn
- 12.Writing on the Sole of Your Slipper
- 13.Old Age Killed My Teenage Bride
- 14.Surging Out of Convalescence
- 15.Oblong Of Dreams
- 16.Persian Rug Sale At The URC
- 17.Sealclubbing
- 18.All I Want for Christmas Is a Dukla Prague Away Kit
- 19.We Built This Village on a Trad. Arr. Tune
- 20.National Shite Day
- 21.Vatican Broadside
- 22.God Gave Us Life
- 23.13 Eurogoths Floating in the Dead Sea
- 24.Every Time a Bell Rings
- 25.Time Flies By (When You're the Driver of a Train)
- 26.Midnight Mass Murder
- 27.The Trumpton Riots
Encore
- 28.Everything's A.O.R.
- 29.California Über Alles (Dead Kennedys cover)
- 30.Joy Division Oven Gloves
- 1.She's in Broadstairs
- 2.When the Evening Sun Goes Down
- 3.Awkward Sean
- 4.Renfield's Afoot
- 5.The Light at the End of the Tunnel (Is the Light of an Oncoming Train)
- 6.I'm Getting Buried In The Morning
- 7.Terminus
- 8.Bob Wilson - Anchorman
- 9.Surging Out of Convalescence
- 10.Lark Descending
- 11.Fuckin' 'Ell It's Fred Titmus
- 12.Hedley Verityesque
- 13.All I Want for Christmas Is a Dukla Prague Away Kit
- 14.Persian Rug Sale At The URC
- 15.Time Flies By (When You're the Driver of a Train)
- 16.National Shite Day
- 17.Big Man Up Front
- 18.Took Problem Chimp to Ideal Home Show (First time since 2019)
- 19.San Antonio Foam Party
- 20.Vatican Broadside
- 21.We Built This Village on a Trad. Arr. Tune
- 22.For What Is Chatteris...
- 23.Midnight Mass Murder
- 24.Slipping the Escort (first time live)
- 25.Oblong Of Dreams
- 26.The Trumpton Riots
- 27.Joy Division Oven Gloves
Encore
- 28.Every Time a Bell Rings
- 29.Shot by Both Sides (Magazine cover)
- 30.Everything's A.O.R.
- 1.The Light at the End of the Tunnel (Is the Light of an Oncoming Train)
- 2.Sealclubbing
- 3.I'm Getting Buried In The Morning
- 4.Renfield's Afoot
- 5.The Bane of Constance
- 6.Tending the Wrong Grave for 23 Years
- 7.Ode to Joyce
- 8.When I Look At My Baby
- 9.Fuckin' 'Ell It's Fred Titmus
- 10.Persian Rug Sale At The URC
- 11.Bob Wilson - Anchorman
- 12.What Made Colombia Famous
- 13.99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd
- 14.For What Is Chatteris...
- 15.Rock and Roll Is Full of Bad Wools
- 16.Twenty Four Hour Garage People
- 17.Big Man Up Front
- 18.Terminus
- 19.Misirlou ([traditional] cover)
- 20.All I Want for Christmas Is a Dukla Prague Away Kit
- 21.Vatican Broadside
- 22.Restless Legs
- 23.National Shite Day
- 24.We Built This Village on a Trad. Arr. Tune
- 25.Every Time a Bell Rings
- 26.The Trumpton Riots
- 27.Everything's A.O.R.
- 28.Joy Division Oven Gloves
Encore
- 29.Midnight Mass Murder
- 30.Transmission (Joy Division cover)
- 31.Oblong Of Dreams
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